Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Really, Officer.. it wasn't us.


 We launched a rocket into the air.
If it landed, we know not where.

Then the Pentagon called, all upset.
And we can launch no more rockets, as of yet...

"Really, Mr. Secretary, it wasn't our dream
To make our rocket look like an invader's scheme."


So, if you see our rocket out in space,
Please, don't call us, call any Air Force Base.


12 comments:

Sandra said...

to funny, maybe it will land here. hubby would love it and i am afraid if it shows up, he will not tell you.

Sam said...

How fun! We haven't built and launched one of those in years!

Sam

giantspeckledchihuahua said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh! That's perfect! Just perfect!!! You better be careful! I am sure they are looking for somewhere to lay the blame!

Did you see Letterman's top 10 list last night?
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Top Ten Dumb Guy Explanations For The Mystery Missile

10.The crazy balloon dad is back
9.Someone's birthday?
8.Whatever it is, Spider-Man will protect us
7.Is it a promotion for Applebee's new Mystery Missile value menu?
6.Don Rickles dropped his pants and fired a rocket 5.Birds
4.Don't ask me, ask the geniuses at Nassau
3.Has anyone seen the aerosol cheese?
2.Duh, how should I know? It's a mystery!
1.Oprah's sending everyone to Mars!

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

It had to be those aliens...


Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

BANJO52 said...

I haven't heard a news follow-up since morning on the mystery rocket. So you're 'fessing up, eh. That was one BIG rocket for a backyard affair. It could be a jet's vapor trail. Or it could be Brenda. Hmmmmmmm . . . .

Tracy said...

Ha! So it was YOU!

giantspeckledchihuahua said...

Red Green? In Phoenix???

hey! I need your email! I tried that google talk thing, again and I just don't get it...

email me? giantspeckledchihuahuaatlivedotcom

I fell asleep before the top ten last night :(

Tricia said...

Good one! =)

Whitemist said...

did lots of this growing up - it was so much fun!

Diane AZ said...

Oh how fun and you got great pictures of it too!

Elaine said...

Oops! The Pentagon didn't know anything about it so guess you forgot to get your permits. Oh, well, we won't tell.

Pat Tillett said...

So that's what set my roof on fire!
We used to have so much fun with those thiings...