Once upon a time, there were two friends. They may not have been the BEST of friends, but they got along OK.
But, one sad, memorable Monday night, not too long ago, something came between them. Something that threatened not only the friends, but the entire fabric of their world.
One of the friends was happy, but the other was most assuredly NOT.
Order had to be restored.
The rift between the friends had such far-reaching repercussions that drastic changes had to be made. But, now that our long national nightmare has come to an end, all can be friends once again.